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I am a dedicated reader of The Register (whom I hope do not mind being linked to by filthy pervert bloggers) and today my two worlds crashed, like particles in the Large Hadron Collider (Also known as “Large Hardon Collider” when news media slips up. Or is written by 15 year olds!), when I read this marvellous titbit of news, from El Reg reporting on the LHC:

Apparently the key to the business involves looking into something called “CP-violation”, which is some sort of deviance from normal behaviour on the part of antibottom beauties and their relatives – thus the more of them that can be created at the LHC, the sooner the missing 96 per cent of the universe can be tracked down – perhaps hidden in another dimension or something.

Whoooaaah! “CP-Violation”?! “Deviance from normal behaviour on the part of antibottom beauties”?!

It’s like the “boffins” at the LHC were asking for a dose of “perverting reality,” after a long night of staying up and doing complex maths.*

Either that or scientists are all pervs. Which I think is probably quite likely.

*Another thing I just have to quote is the part which nearly made me narf hot tea out my nose. I should know better than to drink my morning tea while catching up with El Reg!

By some process involving extremely hard sums and possibly some type of reinforced, extremely close-fitting hat to prevent their heads exploding (we could do with one of those just writing about it) the boffins managed to identify all of this on the mad snakes’ wedding of particle tracks pictured above and add up how much the original antibottomed beauty had weighed (5.32 Giga-electron-Volts, in case you’re wondering) pleasingly confirming that they had indeed summoned matter – and antimatter – into existence using only French and Swiss grid electricity.

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I have so much to write about the party, and I can’t yet organize all those thoughts in one place, but the first thing I want to do is give a view of the party from the people attending it. Here are a number of tweets written from before, during, and after the party. (Although they are in reverse order, latest to oldest, below.) It was wonderful how many people tweeted their kind thoughts about the party, and it makes me very happy to read. It also gives the best peek into what the party was like as it was going on – as opposed to what both I and other people write about it later.

eltercerojo: Yay! Just got off the freeway. @paulatnorthgare got us home in under 5.5 hours. #sfcp is over… until next time.

zilledefeu: Ok, me is go to nap now. More thank yous and reminisces from #sfcp later! But it may take a few days for the huge grin to wear off my face!

zilledefeu: Also thank you to @MsMaggieMayhem for enough safer sex supplies to keep a Caliguan-style debauchery going for a week! #sfcp

zilledefeu: I adore @eltercerojo @paulatnorthgare @TheMysteryMinx @asparkle2 @Firemn_Chris (and non-tweety friends!) Thank you all SO MUCH! #sfcp

asparkle2: Walking back from #sfcp last night, drunk guy points at cane and says to HH, “Dude you have an antenna coming out of your backpack.”

eltercerojo: We’re headed home. @paulatnorthgare is driving. What an amazing weekend! Too tired to tweet. #sfcp

Firemn_Chris: Great brunch with @eltercerojo @paulatnorthgare @zilledefeu @sleekimager @TheMysteryMinx HH and @asparkle2. On BART heading home now. #sfcp

Tony_ShadowLane:@Radagast333 I have heard much the same and more. Congratulations to Zille & friends are in order.

Radagast333: So I read that #sfcp was a rousing success. All hail debauchery!

MinxGrrl: @Firemn_Chris one can hope so I’m really enjoying laying on my side in bed knowing if I roll over the ow of spanking will be there #sfcp

Firemn_Chris: @MinxGrrl Endorphin overload from last night playing tricks on your brain maybe? #sfcp

MinxGrrl: Here here!! RT @Firemn_Chris: And let me just say, @zilledefeu definitely knows how to throw a party. Congratulations on a rousing success. #sfcp

Firemn_Chris: And let me just say, @zilledefeu definitely knows how to throw a party. Congratulations on a rousing success. #sfcp

Firemn_Chris: Got back to hotel at 3 AM (time change). Ate at 24 hour cafe w/ @eltercerojo & @paulatnorthgare at 4. Same thing we do at SL in Vegas. #sfcp

lilEmmaJ: Missed both #sfcp and all the tweets about it STOMP!

caseydamnmorgan: I”m missing 12 hrs of tweets (from last night until now). Maybe #sfcp ate everyone up? owait, dat silleh!

Firemn_Chris: @Tony_ShadowLane You made @zilledefeu jump and squeal with your compliment. It was quite adorable. And you’re absolutely right too.

Tony_ShadowLane:@zilledefeu Triumphant party hostess, you are now entitled to the password and secret handshake for the spanking inner council.

Firemn_Chris: @MinxGrrl Yummy indeed. Was great fun meeting…and spanking…you finally. #sfcp

MinxGrrl: Oh and yummy spanking delivered by @simonp67 @Firemn_Chris and even a few swats from @peteracworth. Not a bad night if you ask me. #sfcp

Firemn_Chris: Standing at #sfcp and @asparkle2 walks up to me carrying two canes. I literally choked on my soda. What happened to my wife?

eltercerojo: OH: “no no absolutely not! Well, maybe one or two.” #sfcp

eltercerojo: Teachers desk just collapsed. School scene must be over. #sfcp

raindegrey: peter acworth, mark davis, jack hammer & jessie cox all just came to the party! woot! its gonna get kinky now…

eltercerojo: The party just started and attendence is high enough toopen the other half of this venue. So surprised how many ppl from SL are here. #sfcp

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There will finally be a spanking party in the San Francisco Bay Area!

That is … I’m doing it! And, uh, it’s in 11 days. Eeeep!

I’ve written all about it over at the SF-CP website (yes, “San Francisco Corporal Punishment” – I wanted to be inclusive!) so I won’t repeat myself over here. But I will say that the wonderful people at ShadowLane and Florida Moonshine have been wonderful with their help and support, as well as a number of spanko friends who are stepping up and saving my arse (presumably so it can later be spanked, of course!)

And I’ve just finalized the plans today to have a school role-play scene at the event, with a schoolmaster and secretary teaching and disciplining the students. (Whom, I assume, are all going to be some level of naughty!)

Here is the flyer for the event. Yes, that’s my bottom on the right.

I’d love if you could make it to the party. But if you can’t, I’ll just take all the good luck and “You’ll do fine” comments I can get!
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Oooh! I just noticed Fireman Chris has linked to the party! Thanks Chris!

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From the Huffington Post:

Sarah Silverman is getting spanked by her new boyfriend, ‘Family Guy’ writer/producer Alec Sulkin, and her mom knows because she saw the hand-shaped bruises.

“You know what’s great about parents,” Sarah told David Letterman Wednesday night, “is that when you get famous you can do anything you want and they can’t do anything about it.”

On a recent trip home, Sarah said that she and her mom were hanging out in the bathroom while she waited for the shower to heat up. As she went to get into the shower, her mom said in horror, “Sarah, what is that?!”

“I looked in the mirror behind me and noticed that on my tushie is a bruise the exact same shape of a hand,” she said. “And I was able to just say, I’m sleeping with a man that spanks me.”

(Thanks, Spanking News!)

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Several months ago, I went out to a wonderful event. It was at a local private theatre, where risqué productions involving drag queens and nudity take place (not to mention great acting and some of the best shows I’ve ever seen) – and which is so kink-friendly that the intermission for one show is one of the cast (a rather hot girl!) calling people up on stage for spankings.
[UPDATE: read Mija's brilliant post on drink doping!]
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