“Joy to the world My Master’s cum…”
Sorry I didn’t send out good wishes from my Master and me on the 25th, but I didn’t get on the computer all day! We are having a very good time with my family, actually, which is lovely.
Here, to make up for it, are some very amusing rewritten holiday tunes:
Jingle Bells
Whipping on the back
With a horsewhip that can flay
Hear the bottom yell
Screaming all the way
Bells on his tits ring
Make my spirits bright
Oh, what fun it is to whip
A writhing slave tonight
Oh, jingle bells
Whack his balls
Make the poor slave pay
Don’t forget, he gave his nuts to you on Christmas Day
Joy to the World
Joy to the world
My Master’s cum
Let me receive the same
Let every hole
Prepare him room
He’s ramming in his fist
He’s ramming in his fist
He’s ramming,he’s ramming
In his fist
He rules my world
With fear and pain
And makes me always prove
The glories of His righteousness
And wonders of His love
And wonders of His love
And wonders of His love
And wonders, and wonders of His love
These are from Miss Maggie Mayhem, and there are more over there to enjoy!
I hope you all are having wonderful and fun-filled (be it kinky or not) holidays!
Northern Spanking
I Feel Myself.com

These are too funny! And as for not going near the computer, well, that is how it is SUPPOSED to be on Christmas… good for both of you!!!
Hugs,
Tiggs
I suppose I should have posted those over at BDSM Play Pen. I have too many blogs!
Oh! Doh! Sorry Maggie — I’m an idiot!
Thanks, Tiggr! Hope you had a lovely day, too!
Zille, nice, everybody is perverting carols this year, imagine the Waites singing them in Leicester Square.

Great that you enyoyed your Christmas.
Love and warm hugs,
Paul.
Thats coz its so much fun to mess with peoples heads so that they think of the perverted version while trying to sing the origionals.
Nice one Zille, very funny indeed.
Glad that the two of you enjoyed your day.
Jay
Zille, I would love to carry out those “spanking carols”, while you’ll be singing them. I’ll be spanking you with my hand, paddle, birch, cane, and whip. And I am sure I’ll have a spanking good time, delivering those spanks to you, on that bare bottom of yours.
Hi, merry chrismas for you!!!