Meme-age and apology
February 19th, 2009 | Author: Zille
Hey all my lovely readers!
I’m afraid this week I’m pretty much entirely going to be hijacked by my new job (it will get better, soon, but at the moment there’s too much to do, and they want some results to poke at, which I totally understand) so I will be on the computer, but not so much up here. I’m not even really on my twitter, although it is sometimes easier to send out 140 characters while I’m stuck in public transportation and have some time to kill!
In the meantime, I have a task for you lot. Kaya just posted a questionnaire on her blog, and since I like her lots, I took the time to respond. One is supposed to repost such things on their own blog, but this meme isn’t exactly kink-related so I didn’t want to take up too much room with it over here.
However, some of you like it when I expose intimate details about myself (although I think the ones of you who don’t post replies tend to prefer those details in picture form…) so I’ll put the questions and my own responses under the cut.
Your job is to reply to either my kink-related question, or the meme, or both! (I’ll be happy with any results!)
The question is: What experience/revelation led you to figure out you were into spanking, etc?
Here’s the meme:
1. Can you cook?
2. What was your dream growing up?
3. What talent do you wish you had?
4. Favorite place?
5. Favorite vegetable?
6. What was the last book you read?
7. What zodiac sign are you ?
8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
9. Worst Habit?
10. Do we know each other outside of blogging?
11. What is your favorite sport?
12. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15. Tell me one weird fact about you:
16. Do you have any pets?
17. Do you know how to do the macarena?
18. What time is it where you are now?
19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
22. What color eyes do you have?
23. Ever been arrested?
24. Favorite fictional character of all time?
25. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?
26. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
27. What’s your favorite hangout?
28. Do you believe in ghosts?
29. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
30. Do you swear a lot?
31. Biggest pet peeve?
32. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
33. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
And here are my replies:
1. Can you cook?
Yes, and I adore it. I’ve been cooking since I was 17 years old. I started cooking so I could get laid more often (that is, it meant my mom could stay later at the office and work, if she knew dinner would be ready when she got home, so I’d prep dinner, have wild monkey sex with my boyfriend of the time, and when mom and dad came home, I’d be calmly stirring the stew or sitting with said boyfriend doing homework together at the kitchen table while the casserole bubbled in the oven!
2. What was your dream growing up?
I had many! I was a child of much imagination, and as little reality as possible!
3. What talent do you wish you had?
To be able to play an instrument. Someday I’m going to get around to voice lessons, because I know I can learn to sing … but the playing of instruments is beyond me. Likewise and related is the ability to do arithmetic!
4. Favorite place?
A certain spot in the North of England….
5. Favorite vegetable?
ALL! I loves me some veg! I don’t like kiwi fruits, however.
6. What was the last book you read?
Tall, Dark & Dead (Garnet Lacey, Book 1)
7. What zodiac sign are you?
Scorpio, baby! Feel my sting! 
8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
1 tongue piercing. I used to have three genital ones, too (clit hood and each inner labia) but they got in the way of pussy spanking, so after about 7 years with them in, I finally gave up on them!
9. Worst Habit?
Heh. Too many to list! I guess the worst is that I get too focused on way of doing things, and when the circumstances change, I’ll just keep plugging along doing the same thing, that is now either not useful or even actively negative, without thinking. I need my Master and my friends to slap me upside the head at those times, before I make a big mess of everything — because life itself will give me a much nastier slap if they don’t!
10. Do we know each other outside of blogging?
I wish! Someday, someday, we will hang out with some chocolate martinis (and/or other chocolate-y foodstuffs!)
11. What is your favorite sport?
Sex! I also enjoy watching rugby — yum, sweaty muscular men basically having rough sex with each other! Yes, full-contact sports are what it’s all about!
12. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
Too much of the former, but I can sometimes pull out surprising amounts of the latter!
13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
I think elevators are created to make-out in. What else are you going to do with the time?!
14. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
Getting a chronic illness when I was 17.
15. Tell me one weird fact about you:
Where to start?! A girlfriend once fucked me with a small plastic dinosaur, for one!
16. Do you have any pets?
No, but I have pet-envy! My Master and I are going to go pet-mad when we buy a house: golden retriever, wire-haired dachshund, and a couple cats (you can’t have just one!) are on the list!
17. Do you know how to do the macarena?
I have a mental block on it. Disturbingly, if you put me out on a dance floor and forced me to do the macarena at gun-point, it would probably come back pretty quickly!
18. What time is it where you are now?
1:45PM
19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
It entirely depends on the clown! I’ve seen some terrifying ones, but one ex-girlfriend used to do a sexy clown performance that was a delight to behold!
20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
New boobies! Oh, and get rid of the stretch marks on my hips — they ain’t bad, but they annoy me.
21. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
Whichever was more helpful to you at the time!
22. What color eyes do you have?
Green. Although the shade changes with what I wear, etc.
23. Ever been arrested?
No, but I have been taken for a not entirely voluntary ride in the back of a cop car….
24. Favorite fictional character of all time?
Lazarus Long. Or Treebeard.
25. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?
Pay off some of my Master’s and my debts. Boring, but handy. Of course, $10,000 ain’t that much. Ten million — now you’re starting to talk…!
26. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
Really, I just want to have a prehensile tail — is that too much to ask?!
27. What’s your favorite hangout?
Sadly, I found it in Australia when my Master and I were there: the private club “Abode.” A kinky yet very friendly place!
28. Do you believe in ghosts?
No, and thank the gods, because if I did I’d never get out of bed!
29. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Sex. Read. Eat. Yoga. Waste time on ‘net. Post-process images I’ve taken. (I R geek.)
30. Do you swear a lot?
Depends. Sometimes not for weeks, then I’ll stub my toe and out will pour language that would startle a sailor!
31. Biggest pet peeve?
Thoughtlessness (which means I’m often peeved at myself!) and wilful stupidity (which I’m glad to report I do NOT indulge in very often!).
32. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Zillicious! (Which just means I can’t think of a real word!)
33. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
I will consider the matter…. (Note that I have now done this, thankyouverymuch!)
Kaya is a big memie makin’ us do all that work.
Catch yah l8r tweetie.
I posted my answers over there but I’ll post them here again if you want!
(I am not a big memie! *pout*)
Kaya, don’t worry — Fyre is just a punisher!
[Looks around and stomps feet] Why is no one even answering my question?! Kaya has like 5000 responses, and no one can make time for me?! [pouts]
Been fun chatting. Enjoy your new job/project. Hope to see you surface again before too long. Best wishes!
What experience/revelation led you to figure out you were into spanking, etc?
Other than the obvious answer that I’m a punisher, which by the way is one very snappy comeback from the pouty girl.
I accidentally discovered there is a certain segment of the female population that get warm, wet, and wiggly when bent over my knee. How did I get them into that position, well that will cost the guys three easy payments of $19.95. Can you say SCAM-WoW?
I guess the meme is too long for a comment, so… What experience/revelation led you to figure out you were into spanking, etc?
To be honest it was probably finding your blog! I’ve been interested for years in kinky sex, but more an intellectual interest rather than this is something I’d like to do. It’s hard to explain – I find kinky things (such as furries and technosexuals) really interesting, because it is just not something that I can understand, and I enjoy learning about the views and experiences of people who are utterly different from me.
Anyway on my journeys through internet kink I came across your blog, and read the whole archives over a few days. A lot of what you said about needing punishment suddenly made a lot about myself make sense. I totally understand where you’re coming from, because that is how I felt about myself but hadn’t realised yet. In saying that, I don’t think I’d ever go as far as you do, but I understand why you do and it was the first time I really ‘got’ why someone would be into ‘kinky’ things, and that actually it’s something I’m interested in myself. So thanks for helping me find a part of myself!
I don’t have any single revelation or experience, I just don’t remember not being interested in spanking, even as quite a small child I loved hearing about spankings (and they were quite common then and talked about openly), I used to hear my next door neighbours being spanked, I used to hang around near the headmasters office at school and saw him cane several boys and got incredibly excited by it, without properly knowing why… it’s just always been part of me, never something I considered wrong or odd, just part of who I am, a part I have enjoyed cultivating and developing for many years and have no intention of ever letting go
Fyre — that response is lacking in waaaaay too many details! *How* did you accidentally discover that?! Tell us the story about the first girl who *somehow* fell over your lap, and then your hand *somehow* raised and lowered itself against her bottom! Enquiring minds want to know!
(And, uh, if this is on your blog and I’ve missed it, please point me to the appropriate entry!)
Poppy … I’m getting all teary-eyed here! Thank YOU! And you are so very welcome, and I am truly honoured to be the one to help you figure out a part of yourself. If you ever want me to write about anything else in particular, I’m entirely at your disposal! You can also email me at any time with questions! Wheee, that totally made me giddy!!!
Sarah — I know just what you mean! I simply cannot recall a time when I wasn’t vastly interested and titillated by any mention of spanking I came across! But you’re soooooo lucky to have actually been able to see CP in action! Wow — I’m totally jealous of you!
1. Can you cook?
I do pastries rather than savory dishes. I make a mean cheesecake!
2. What was your dream growing up?
To be the first person on Mars. Not woman, mind you, person.
3. What talent do you wish you had?
I wish I could dance.
4. Favorite place?
Barcelona, Spain.
5. Favorite vegetable?
Carrots.
6. What was the last book you read?
Sirens of Titan, Vonnegut for the fifth time.
7. What zodiac sign are you ?
Libra.
8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
I have two holes in my left ear, one in my right, left nostril, right nipple, and a VCH.
9. Worst Habit?
Smoking.
10. Do we know each other outside of blogging?
Yes, but not well enough.
11. What is your favorite sport?
Baseball!
12. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
I’m a cynical humanist.
13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
Hit the stop button and stay there awhile.
14. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
The real answer sucks, so I’m going to say my job at the casino.
15. Tell me one weird fact about you:
I am compelled to do turn letters into numbers and factor them.
16. Do you have any pets?
A Jazz and a Floozy. Both are cats. I’m still looking for a human pet.
17. Do you know how to do the macarena?
Yes, yes I do. For years I helped gather food for the homeless and there was Macaroni Macarena Monday. We would line up boxes of Mac ‘N Cheese and knock them over like dominos while doing the Macarena. I’m not proud.
18. What time is it where you are now?
12:19AM.
19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
Scary.
20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
Acne scars.
21. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
Partner in crime, hands down.
22. What color eyes do you have?
Brown eyed girl.
23. Ever been arrested?
Nope.
24. Favorite fictional character of all time?
James Moriarty.
25. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?
Debt and a down payment on a nice San Francisco apartment.
26. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
Mind reading.
27. What’s your favorite hangout?
Smitty’s in Oakland.
28. Do you believe in ghosts?
My past haunts me, but spirits do not.
29. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Masturbate.
30. Do you swear a lot?
Like a sailor.
31. Biggest pet peeve?
People who fasten the bottom button on their coats.
32. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Trouble!
33. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
I read your answers, but I’m always happy to know you better.
i think its completely awesome that you like lazarus long…time enough for love is absolutely the most well written novel i have ever read.
“The more you love the more you can love, and the more intensely you love. Nor is there any limit on how many you can love. if a person had time enough, he could love all of that majority who are decent and just”