More on the Fiona Locke Mystery!
July 28th, 2009 | Author: Zille
Well, dear readers, this matter is really heating up. Word is buzzing all over the spankosphere; the question: Who Is Fiona Locke?!
On my own blog, the comments to the last entry have spanned a wide range of hypotheses as to Ms. Locke’s true name. Even I’ve been accused of being her.
More speculation has been occurring all over the place: Ludwig’s comment that it was Pandora got not only a great deal of attention, but Pandora’s reply in denial, amusingly titled, “I’m Fiona Locke, and so’s my wife!“.
Hard on the heels of Pandora’s denial, an anonymous person called “Mystery Minx” has not only commented on my blog (and it seems on everyone else’s!), but started her own blog to the effect that it is Niki Flynn.
“Mystery Minx” has a list of details as to why she is so adamant that it’s famed spanko filmstar and writer Niki Flynn, however there are two serious problems in her theory. The first is from “Anonymous,” from Pandora’s blog:
Sorry to be obsessive but no, Fiona Locke is not Niki Flynn. Photographs of her were published on British Spanking dot com at the time of the 2004 Night of the Cane (and Niki was known by then anyway) and they are not remotely alike. Both have posted on that site and their written styles are different.
The other is from Niki herself, “The Locke Identity,” where Niki hypothesizes that Fiona Locke, whoever this person is, is actually stalking Niki.
“Mystery Minx,” in a surprising contradiction to her own blog, commented:
Niki, Niki, Niki… you needn’t worry about being a look-alike… Fiona is unquestionably the hottest, cutest, and sexiest person in the business! I can’t believe anyone would confuse you with her
And my Master commented in reply:
If there’s one thing to come out of this confusion, it’s that that young “lady” who goes by the name “MysteryMinx” is likely in need of a lengthy and intense program of encouragement to be polite to her elders and her betters.
Besides, she contradicts herself: previously, she had claimed that Niki and Fiona were the same person based on alleged physical similarities; now we’re supposed to believe that she — who had previous claimed equivalence — can’t believe anyone would confuse you two.
Which raises the question… who is MysteryMinx? She seems to be very engaged in this issue, which leads me to wonder if she might in fact herself be just a nom de plume for Fiona? On the plus side, MysteryMinx does seem to think quite highly of herself, so her comments (above) about Fiona would ring true as a piece of boastful narcissism.
Against which, her writing style is less accomplished than Fiona’s. This, though, could merely be a device to conceal her identity: a Brit pretending to be an American, or something like that.
I wonder if anyone else has any history of being stalked or investigated by MysteryMinx? If so, that’s consistent with Niki’s observations about Fiona!
I must say I agree with my Master’s conclusions. The next obvious suspect for being “Fiona Locke” is this “Mystery Minx” person.
- Why would she go through the effort of creating her own blog, and commenting on everyone else’s if she did not have a stake, or at least a serious interest in this matter?
- Why create such a provocative pseudonym, if not to get attention?
- Why cast suspicion on Niki Flynn, and then suddenly and impolitely retract it, offering no other possible candidate?
For now, my vote is with “Mystery Minx” — and I call her out, to prove she isn’t Fiona Locke!
The above pictures are from my favourite of Niki’s film’s Trial By Ordeal. I recommend it highly!
Also, if you haven’t yet read Niki’s Dances with Werewolves (Memoirs of a Spanking Model), I recommend it as well!
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Zille, surprise, I think that I like your new design.
When I saw Mystery Minx’s blog I thought that it might be Niki, or indeed Fiona.
I hope that everything’s been good with you, you’ve been gone quite a while?
Love and warm hugs,
Paul.
The new look is lovely. Very Victorian, very you. I’m not sure if it is my browser settings or something in the coding. The one quoted block that is sitting to the right of the photos views on my laptop partially covering the pictures. The words themselves are in the right place but the darker coloured background is covering the picture. If you would like I can take a screen shot and send it to you.
Paul — glad you like the new design! I was caught up in work, then had a life, then got snagged in redesigning a couple sites (this one included!) I’ll be posting more now that it’s done!
jewel` — would you please? And in the email would you please tell me what kind of computer you’re using, and what web browser, plus version? Thank you!
Is MM is Fiona Locke, I guess that makes me Spartacus.
You simply *can’t* be your Fiona, because *I* am you.
No, you’re Amelia. I’ve seen the film.
I don’t know who I’m supposed to be!
Well, well, well — look who the cat dragged out! It’s about time you showed up, Miss Locke, and more than time you ended your game of “secret identity”!
(And I know you’re not Spartacus, because I am!)
Lucy, I have a sneaking suspicion you’re trying to muddy the already confused waters … but now I have my eye on you, too!
You see, Fiona, the confusion and distrust you are spreading through our wonderful community? These good people who have been brave enough to come out about their desires deserve nothing less from you! I vow to be personally involved in exposing your identity games, which are bringing so much doubt and dismay to our vital community! [removes glove, and slaps your face with it]
So now there are lots of people claiming to be Spartacus too… Who’s the real Spartacus? Enquiring minds want to know…
The real Spartacus is Hank Azaria. Who is Chief Wiggum. Which would make MM Bart Simpson.
Yeah. That works.
M
Confusion and distrust are the backbone of any community where no one knows you’re really a dog. Or a man. Or indeed Spartacus.
But have it your way, Madam: pistols at dawn!
(And no comments about Freudian something-envy from you lot in the crowd!)
See, Zille? I _was_ right about Fiona Locke! Make sure to tell your Master I was right too!