Porn version of the movie “Secretary”
April 16th, 2008 | Author: Zille
Here it is: the Porn version of the movie Secretary over on YouPorn.
I’d love to have it load directly to my page, but “computer says No!” Or Wordpress to be precise. The spoilsports say, “Videos cannot be embbed [sic] from that site because that site offers inappropriate content.” YouPorn? Offering “inappropriate content”?! Never! 
So, anyway, this is what “Secretary” would be like without James Spader, Maggie Gyllenhaal, or a budget!
Of course, you get to see the actual fucking, and that’s enough for some people!
It’s really funny! The “Mr. Gray” in this version says, “Don’t worry — I won’t do anything.” So I guess he doesn’t count fingering her, fucking her, or coming in her hair as “anything”?! I’d really like to see what doing “something” would be!
Also, would someone please give him a lesson in how to spank! Babies get spanked harder than that when they first enter the world! It is painfully funny to watch her face as she tries to look like the spanking is painful. I think the most she manages to emot is: “Man, this is annoying!”
I must add, since I am an editor, that when “Mr. Gray” is attempting to complain about typos, he obviously has never given the matter a moment’s thought before this very second in his life. After he calls her in, he says, “How many times to I have to tell you? You have to … (and here you can almost hear him panic, because what the fuck is he going to say next?!) spell-check…!” Yes, because spell-checking is so full-proof! What did we do without computers? Actually read text and find the errors with our eyes? Say it ain’t so!!!
I agree! he ought to have been coached in the gentle, and NOT so gentle art of spanking!
the porn version of “secretary” is good up to a point. It could have been improved upon by her wearing a garter-belt and stockings. Then punishing her by giving her 12 of the best strokes of the cane.