Posts Tagged ‘The Upper Floor’
Translation Guide by Minx
The gorgeous Minx Grrl, who is a local model (seen in this post with images from her shoots for Kink.com), spanko, and all-around-pervert, does a meltingly hot blog. Recently, she posted up Spanking Minx: A Minx translation guide, in which she lets tops know what the things she says and does during a spanking really mean.
I think this is a brilliant idea (and very well written!) and I plan to do my own “translation guide” in the coming days. I encourage all the other spanking bloggers to join in!
Before the spanking
The bratting: If I am being a brat, chances are I am pushing to see how much I can get away with before you take action. Finding out how long you will take my brattiness until I get “the look” or a verbal warning with *that* tone…or no warning before I’m over a lap or knee. It is also my way of giving you a reason to spank me … in case just being me isn’t reason enough.
What you do: Threaten me with a spanking or punishment of some sorts or give me the look.
What you see: Blushing and possibly a look of horror on my face. Usually followed with silence.
What I’m feeling: Really? You promise? Prove it. Make me believe you. Make me know I have to obey you. That I am not the one in charge here.What you do: Use that tone that means only one thing.
What I do: Try to hide and disappear into myself especially if we are in public.
What I’m thinking: Shiiit, that tone … it makes my knees weak. I want to push one more time to see if you will take me in hand.What you do: Roll up your sleeves before the spanking.
What you see: Me looking down
What’s going on in my head: Fuck, fuck, fuck. It’s getting closer.What you hear: Me stammering excuses, pleading, begging and/or backpedaling.
What I’m thinking: For the fucking love of all things important, please don’t let me off with a warning. Spank me, PLEASE!!!What you see: Blushing, shifting from foot to foot, fidgeting.
What I’m thinking: It’s so close. Eep!What you hear: Sir
What I’m thinking: You have me very subduedWhat you do: Lecture me
What you see: Head down and pouting Minx
What I’m thinking: This is so fucking horribly embarrassing…I hope I won’t soak through my knickers.What you hear: Whimper and/or whining
What I’m thinking: You are good at this. I don’t whimper for many. For fucks sakes, back your shit up.What you do: Pull me over your lap
What I’m thinking: Mmm strong man. Oh crap, here it comes. Will he start light? Do I get a warm up? Gah, I sure hope so. Wonder how long it’ll take till my sweet spots kick in.
After the spanking begins
What you see: Lots of squirming and maybe even my trying to worm away and off your lap.
What I’m thinking: Grab me tighter!What you hear: Ow, ow, please stop!
What I’m thinking: Ow, mmm, ow, please don’t stop!!!What you do: Hook a finger in the waistband of my knickers.
What I say: Noooooooooooooo! Please don’t!
What I mean: Fuck, I hope I didn’t soak through them. I hope there is no visible wetness. That’s even more embarrassing *cunt twitch*What you do: Spank harder
What I do: Whimper more, try to block the swats with my hand
What I am thinking: Pin my wrist to the small of my back or make me move it away.What you do: Spank harder and faster
What I do: Quiet down with occasional yelps
What I am thinking: I am close to tears. I dont want to look like a pussy, but I need the catharsis. I want the release.What you do: Stop spanking and rub my back and bum
What I do: Slow my sobbing
What I am thinking: Thank you, thank you, thank you.What you do: Hug me close
What I do: Hug back harder
What I am thinking: I needed that so fucking bad. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
The Upper Floor
Kink.com has a new project — The Upper Floor: kinky reality porn, “an Edwardian Great House where servants are sexually disciplined” — that might generally be a little too BDSM-y for dedicated spankos, but which does involve discipline and lots of caning, which I think most of us can get behind! (As it were!)
Here are some of the offerings. Their offered text to use for promo is so amusing that I will use some for captions…
The thing that makes The Upper Floor a bit different from other sites is that they have exotic parties and multiple weekly shows that are streamed live. And once they are over, they are available to watch any time. And I have a number of friends who are showing up there, which probably doesn’t mean much to you, but it’s fun for me to say, “Oh look, there’s Maggie!” as I watch the broadcasts.






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